Skip Hunk 1 We love interviewing the real people of the skip industry and they don’t come as British and as down to earth as this month’s  Skip Hunk. Take it away Paul…

 You’re a handsome specimen, how old are you?


 You don’t look a day over 40! What do you do?

I’m a Service Engineer

 And where do you service your machinery?

Worsley Plant Limited

 How long have they had the pleasure of your hunkiness?

From September last year

What’s the best part of your job?

The lovely people I work with

Are you after a pay rise Paul? OK, what’s the worst?

Playing with the rats

Ewww, hope you don’t play hide and squeak!  Who is your favourite work colleague?

Ross, because I daren’t say anyone else

Is Ross the boss? What kind of thing do you like doing outside of work?

Sleeping and eating fried chicken

Is that because it’s finger-licking good? What did you want to be when you were growing up?

Astronaut. It’s better to be off the earth than off my head

Can’t argue with that! If you were an animal, what would you be? And why?

Cheeky monkey, so I can be cheeky and get away with it

Ah, a chimp off the old block. OK, if you were the prime minister, what would you change?

I would make all tax illegal and free fried chicken for all

Interesting, we could all get roasted breast instead of the council tax bill. What would you take with you to a desert island?

Fried chicken and a rat. Fried chicken to eat and a rat for company

Okaaaaaay. Now we’re scared. What’s your favourite album of all time?


There’s no rats or chickens in Thriller, just zombies. Favourite food?

Fried chicken

*Yawn* – Only joking! Favourite TV programme?

Top Gear

Good choice! Who would your dream Skip Chick be?

Denise Van Outen

Now she would make a great Skip Chick. Where would you take her out on a date?

Kentucky fried chicken restaurant

Of course, why didn’t we guess? What a plucky girl! … Who would play you in a film based on your life?

Samuel L. Jackson

Yeah, he is pretty cool. If you could have one superpower – what would it be?

X ray vision

Not for X-raying rats, we hope… Tell us something about you that nobody knows…

I am a soprano in my spare time

That is impressive, lend us a tenor! Finally, tell us your favourite joke:

Unfortunately the best joke is explicit and only revealed after watershed

If it involves a chicken and a rat – probably best to keep it quiet Paul!