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September’s Skip Hunk is a real smooth operator

September’s Skip Hunk is a real smooth operator

HE’S a smart dressed man, so look out for your daughters. It’s Skip Hunk Owen Hoult, of KCM Waste Management in South Yorkshire.

Hi! Nice to see you dressed up for the occasion. Introduce yourself.
I’m Owen Hoult, I’m 22 and I work for KCM Waste Management.

Tell us what you do there.
I’m an HGV Technician: I fix HGVs and do inspections and repairs to keep our assets roadworthy.

Where would the drivers be without you? Stuck by the roadside, of course! What do you like about the job?
It keeps me occupied and the lads are a good laugh.

Don’t go overboard now. What don’t you love?
Overtime 24/7.

But think of the money! What’s the one day at work you’ll never forget?
Fighting my ex’s dad…

Oh. Perhaps best skim over that one. Where will we find you when you’re not scrapping… sorry, working?
Sleeping or binge-watching Netflix with a beer.

It’s all go, Owen! Tell us about the craziest thing you’ve ever done.
I signed my life away to the military.

Well, not your whole life as you’re now keeping the wheels at KCM moving. How about a date night – where to and who with?
Maccies with your daughter.

Shame the daughter’s busy – but our son is free… How about some superhero powers – if you don’t already have them, that is.
The ability to read minds.

Think of the trouble you could get up to with that. Let’s hear a fascinating fact that will blow our socks off.
I could out session you.

Hold our barbells… While we limber up for a quick bench press sesh, sum yourself up in three short words.
Funny, smart and vain.

We bet you have the ladies flocking. How about a lovely holiday – where would you love to go?
Texas in America.

They say everything’s bigger in Texas… Can we interest you in dinner first; who would you like to invite over?
Kevin Hart, because he’s a funny guy.

We could all do with a laugh – anyone at work who’s always up for a laugh?
Josh Mitchell, he’s not right in the head – loves a good prank!

Sounds like he keeps you on your toes. Meanwhile, ever met anyone famous?
The England football team.

Maybe next time you meet them, they’ll have won something. How about a Lottery win? What’s on Owen’s shopping list?
I’d invest and make more money.

That Netflix subscription won’t pay for itself, after all. Finally, make us laugh.
What do you call a cheap circumcision… a rip off!

Ouch! On that note, we’d like to thank you for being a great sport and a super Skip Hunk.

KCM Waste are based in Rotherham and Sheffield. Find out more at www.kcmwaste.com

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