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June’s Skip Hunk Jordan is a beer connoisseur

June’s Skip Hunk Jordan is a beer connoisseur

HE’S in the money at KCM Waste Management. Meet our Skip Hunk, Jordan Parker.

Hi! Please introduce yourself to the readers.
I’m Jordan Parker, 23.

And which fine company has the pleasure of employing you?
KCM Waste Management; I work in the purchasing department in the garage.

Tell us more – how long have you worked there, and what do you do day-to-day?
I’ve been there for three years. My day usually involves both spending and saving the company’s money!

You sound like KCM’s answer to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunak! What do you like about being there?
The lads in the garage are all sound, I suppose.

You don’t sound terribly convinced. What don’t you like about it?
Puddles and piles.

Occupational hazard. Tell us about the one day at work you’ll never forget.
I was walking past the washing machine in the garage and one of the lads had left a spanner in his overalls. It smashed the glass, flew out and almost knocked me out!

Where will we find you when you’re not at work?
You’ll usually catch me with a pint in my hand.

Glad to hear you don’t let your free time go to waste. Tell us the craziest thing you’ve ever done.
I attempted a back flip off a boat in Zante and hurt myself in the process.

D’oh. What’s your idea of a romantic night out and who would be your ideal date?
I would 100% wine and dine Dua Lipa.

Imagine she’s just waiting for you to call right now. How about we give you some superpowers while you’re waiting? What would you like?
The ability to generate money would be nice; not sure that’s a superpower though!

Then let’s hear your theme tune.
Anything by Drake or Chris Brown.

Not familiar with that one. Never mind, let’s hear a fascinating fact about yourself.
I’m mint at football.

Well, if Harry Maguire can get an £80 million transfer, anyone can! What three little words best sum you up?
Honest, approachable and friendly.

Sure you’re not an estate agent? Anyway, get yourself away on holiday – where to?
Mykonos or Santorini.

Who would be your ideal dinner guest?
Sir Alex Ferguson or any Man United legend.

Who at work is guaranteed to make you laugh?
Titch, one of the mechanics, is a funny guy. He loves a prank.

Ever met anyone famous?
I met Tom Zanetti and didn’t even recognise him at first.

How does a National Lottery win sound? How would you spend your fortune?
That Lamborghini Urus would be tempting.

Finally, hit us with your best joke.
Look in the mirror!

You’re cheeky but we still like you. All that remains is to say thanks for being a superb Skip Hunk of the Month.

KCM Waste Management is based in South Yorkshire. To find out more click HERE.

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