We love it when we get a random message from a skip company wanting to get one of their very own Skip Hunks involved with the magazine and we are rarely disappointed. This month is no different. With impressive pecs for Skip Chicks to swoon over, we meet Kent’s answer to Jamie Oliver.
David, put down them cakes and tell us all about yourself. How old are you?
Blimey, you don’t look a day over 50. Must be all that bench-pressing. What is your job title?
You’ll certainly be driving some Skip Chicks round the bend this month, phwoaarrr! How long have you worked there?
Part time for the last 3 years
You could also consider working part time as a cake-tester or even a stripper… What’s the best part of your job?
There is a good crowd of people work here and we have a bake off every Friday
See, we knew it would have to involve cakes! What’s the worst?
Not having time for a peacock (nap)
A nap! You work part time! Eating all those cakes is making you tired! Who is your favourite work colleague?
I have a soft spot for Anne, but I would also have to say John
What kind of thing do you like doing outside of work?
I go on motorbike trips, enjoy playing golf and am a Norwich City season ticket holder. I enjoy Wednesday night club down the local with my mates
We would love to know what the Wednesday night club involves… What did you want to be when you were growing up?
The Homepride Man
Why doesn’t that surprise us?! If you were an animal, what would you be? And why?
I would have to be a yappy Jack Russell chasing its tail, because I am constantly making lots of noise & going round in circles!
It’s all that eating and stripping, it’s yappingly strenuous work David! Favourite film?
And here’s us thinking you were going to say Layer Cake! Favourite food?
Liver & bacon
Favourite TV programme?
Are you sure it’s not the Great British Bake off?! Who would your dream Skip Chick be?
Claire (from Kent Skips)
Ah, the Claire who nominated you. Now we know why…Where would you take her out on a date?
The Lavender House in Brundall
Who would play you in a film based on your life?
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself.
You best ask my work colleagues that.
Well, we think it would involve your bare chest and an oven. Tell us a joke:
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” A: “You can’t tuna fish”
You certainly can’t David, but you could bake a fish pie for your lovely colleagues and invite them all back to your plaice!