When we interviewed last month’s skip chicks (Denise and Elaine from Total Waste Control Ltd in Chesterfield), they were gawping at some men in the yard cleaning their tanks. Before we knew it, we had been sent a full interview with pictures. One thing you can’t accuse the Total Waste Control team of being is idle. So here they are, the buffest of the buff, Kyle and Paul from D&P Tanks Cleaning Services, based in Pontefract. The proud cleaners of Denise and Elaine’s tanks!
Hello fellas! How old are you guys?
What are your roles at D&P?
Kyle: Cleaning/Jetting Operative
Paul: Managing Director
How long have you worked there?
Kyle: 8 months
Paul: Our company has been going for 22 years now.
22 years? Well done Paul! And what’s the best part of your job?
Kyle: Getting down and dirty!
Paul: Getting paid!
What’s the worst?
Kyle: Staying clean!
Paul: Not getting paid!
What is your favourite sport?
What type of thing do you get up to outside of work?
Both: Gym, gym and more gym!
Well, we can clearly see that it works! What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Kyle: A porn star
Paul: A gangster
Well, thank heavens waste found you before those other two industries! OK, boys, if you were an animal, what would you be? And why?
Kyle: A lion (*roars*) – domination rules! Haha!
Paul: A gorilla, I am a hairy hunter!
What alpha male choices! If you could choose a holiday destination, where would it be?
Kyle: Las Vegas
Paul: Dubai – it has it all.
Which character would you play in what film?
Kyle: Nicolas Cage in Con Air
Paul: Liam Neeson in Taken
If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
Kyle: A porn star!
Paul: A pilot
Who would your dream skip chick be?
Kyle: One of the hotties from Total Waste Control, have you seen their pics?! Rigger boots do it for me!
Paul: Denise or Elaine from Total Waste Control!
Where would you take our two gorgeous ladies out on a date?
Kyle: The gym for a mean protein shake! I know they’d both appreciate that.
Paul: They wouldn’t want to go out, well at least I know one wouldn’t…!
Lucky ladies! Tell us a joke:
Kyle: Haha! They aren’t printable!
Paul: I don’t joke, I mean every word!
Well, I hope you get to take the girls on a date soon. And Kyle, a word of advice: I don’t think Denise and Elaine would be that interested in a protein shake in the gym – good luck, lads!