Hailing from Preston (officially Britain’s newest city – Facts Ed) this months Skip Hunk is Gary Halton, 35, from Able Skip Hire. The question is, will he be ‘able’ to deal with all the female attention once the women of Britain clamp their eyes on his hot, fleshy torso?
You wouldn’t know it from looking at the lack of clothing on Gary, but Preston is famous for its cotton and rayon manufacturing and has been for almost 230 years. It’s also home to the annual snooker Grad Prix, but I can assure you dear readers, I won’t be cracking any distasteful jokes about being able to spot a couple of un-potted balls or uttering the phrases, ‘sink the pink’ or ‘screw back’ for comic effect
So then Gary, what made you want to be a skip hunk?
Well, as you can see I don’t have much clothing and the prospect or a new T-shirt was too much to resist.
Well, who can resist our t-shirts (only £9.99 if you order one now on 0844 560 7706 – Cheeky Promotions Ed). And what do you like about life as a skip driver, Gary?
I like finding toys in the skips and decorating my wagon with them. Most of the lads think this is very sad, but it really impresses our female customers. Young mothers get especially excited when they seem them. I call them my ’Muppets of Love’.
Does anything bore you about the job?
I get bored very easily and I am always on the look out for a new job, so if anyone is looking for a hunky HGV driver get in touch.
I’m not too sure your bosses will be too happy to hear that! What do you do when you’re not driving skip trucks?
As you can see from my ‘toned physique’ I like to work out. When I am not at the gym I spend my spare time cleaning up at home after the wife and kids or visiting the Doctor about my various health problems.
I’m sorry to hear that Gary! Have you got anything you’d like to say before you toddle off?
Can I have my clothes back now please?
Yes, Gary, yes you can. Here’s your trousers, t-shirt and jacket – I think your socks might be down your boxers.
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