All the women in the office have seemed to have come to a standstill when this Christmas Skip Hunk special came in – we were all busy deciding which backside we liked best, so work was forgotten about for a bit.

Once again, the UK’s raunchiest skip company – Basingstoke Skip Hire – have got their kit off for December’s Skip Hunk, and offered us the 10 Bums of Christmas.

What a thoughtful, kind Yuletide gift – thanks Basingstoke Skip Hire.

Don’t forget, you can treat someone this new year with the Basingstoke 2011 Calendar – guaranteed to brighten up anyone’s January.

Copies can be bought for £12 by ringing 01256 322088 or emailing the poor lads’ boss Leah at leah.meyrick@basingstokeskiphire.co.uk, you can pay by card or send a cheque made out to Basingstoke Skip Hire.

Proceeds go to CLIC Sargent, a children’s cancer charity, and to the neo natal unit at the company’s local hospital. Your money will have a massive effect on the lives of poorly kids – so, dig deep!

(By the way, if you’re interested, my favourite bum was fourth from the right, Karen in Accounts liked the fourth from the left – but he appears to be taken judging his tattoo – and Bernice loved the dimple on fifth on the right…)

Right back to work, girls…

Working during inclement weather can be a challenge, I am fond of warmer climates.
Clearly! What made you enter your photos to Skip Hunk?
The ladies in the office had read the magazine, and decided that they considered me eligible. They asked me whether I would be prepared to take my clothes off and pose nude with a helmet covering my jewels, and after discussions with my wife, I decided to participate.
Got to be honest with you David, it didn’t sound the hardest thing persuading you to do bare all…Now that you’re a published Hunk, will it change your life in any way?
My fellow work mates are not speaking to me, due to jealousy I think, as I was chosen to enter and not them! (giggle) …I have exposed 99% of my body in a magazine that will be read by many people – there could be a stage of embarrassment in the future – if someone recognises me with my clothes off?!
I guess you’ll keep us waiting for that 1% you’ve kept hidden, eh David? What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever found in a skip?

It seems boring, but I haven’t found anything funny in a skip!

Oh…well there’s a first! Oh well…moving on! What do you like about the Skip Magazine?

The skip magazine makes interesting reading, and is written in lay man terms. It ranges from general stories to health and safety awareness to identifying bargains!
Before you go, what’s your best joke to tell all the readers of the mag?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
Oh David…*head in hands*

September’s Skip Hunk comes in the form of 35 year old Andy Tester, a skip driver with attitude. Andy, or ‘Tester’ as he’s known to his mates, hales from Stockport in Cheshire and has been a skip driver for three years. We caught up with him between jobs to get the lowdown on what makes him tick. So, Andy, take it away…

Hi Andy. Nice pic. Tell us a bit about yourself.

Hello folks, my name’s Andy, I’m 35 and a Scorpio…my birthday’s coming up, so me and the lads are going to Faliraki for a holiday and stretch out the summer for a bit longer! When I’m not working, I like to play World of Warcraft on my laptop. My friends call me a geek, but I’ve been playing it for two years now and can’t stop. It’s addictive stuff, and I’ve made loads of friends through it around the world. It’s interactive,so you’ll find yourself playing in a team with someone from the Netherlands and someone from Brazil. It’s top!

OK! World of Warcraft…you don’t get out much then?

Not really, I mainly stay in and look after my pet shih-tzu, Mr Sausage. I had a girlfriend, but she didn’t really dig my fascination with World of Warcraft, so ditched me. I am on the market though ladies. I’m single and ready to mingle!

Something tells me you’re going to have to drop the whole World of Warcraft thing before you start trying to impress the ladies…what’s the best thing about being a skip driver?

I love the banter amongst the lads, and I like getting out and about. Driving around, meeting new people. Most of our customers are great but you get the odd cranky one, if they’ve been waiting around all day for the skip delivery. I always tell them that if they could invent a skip wagon with wings, I’d invest in the business!

And what’s the weirdest thing you’ve found in a skip?

I once found an urn containing someone’s ashes. I drove it back to the house I picked it up from but no one was there, so I left it on the doorstep. Poor ashes – what away to end up! Someone must’ve loved them once upon a time!

Yikes, that’s creepy. And any shout outs to the skip hire massive out there who read this venerable mag?

Well…I hope I haven’t disappointed as a skip hunk. And just to remind the cute ladies out there – it’s true, I am on the market. So form an orderly queue, and ask me nicely. I might let you take me out for pint and a curry.

Mmm, good luck with that tantalising offer Andy, and thanks for being September’s hunk!

Oy Oy saveloy! This is one place where we want to work…all the blokes walking around in the buff. While us girls in the office are currently in talks with the blokes who work here to see if they’d be up for Naked Tuesdays (just them, the girls are keeping well covered!), we dropped in on the skip industry’s luckiest woman…Mrs Leah Meyrick of Basingstoke Skip Hire to see how she managed to persuade all those fellas to drop their keks…

Morning Leah. Nice work, by the way. How many guys were involved in the shoot and how enthusiastic were they?

There were eleven, and I had to work hard to get those eleven! I’m afraid to say, we started off with 14, but three chickened out!!!

Cowards! They should know black and white photos are always a lot more flattering! So apart from the three that declared themselves out, who was the most up for getting their kit off?

They were all a bit unsure at the start, but after a few shots they all got into the spirit of things and turned into pros!, Our workshop manager Simon was the most enthusiastic, always the company joker!

We always like a man with no inhibitions (apart from flashers in the park, of course. Ed.) So with a burly rabble of naked men, how long did it take to organise?

Not long, two months to get the volunteers, and two hours to take the pictures.

Wow, you don’t mess around! Will you be doing it again next year?

Yes, I think if it’s a success and we sell enough we will definitely be doing it again, but hopefully will be having a few different faces!

It’s not the faces we were looking at Leah! On a serious note, this is all for a good cause. The proceeds are going to charity – which ones are you donating to, Leah?

Clic Sargent, a children’s charity that cares for and specialises in information on childrens’ cancer treatment, care and diagnosis. The second organisation we’re donating to is the neonatal unit at our local hospital.

That’s great Leah – two very worthwhile causes. Tell us how we can get our mitts on these calenders.

OK, you can speak to one of us in the office on 01256 322 088 and pay with a card or send a cheque to Basingstoke Skip Hire, Council Depot, Wade Road, Basingstoke, Hampshire, RG24 8PL.

Come on everyone, dig deep. Or even better, get your boss to pay! There’s nothing like some naked butts on the office wall to while away the working day!